I have been on enough garden tours in my life to know that the ratio of good:bad:mediocre is approximately 10:20:70, with about 2% of the goods being very, very goods. So I hold no expectation of every garden I see on this trip being a life-changingly inspirational experience, particularly when my very particular tastes are applied as the measuring stick. However, even in the worst and especially in the mediocre gardens, there is always a moment that makes it worth the visit—an innovative plant combination, an impressive tree, a unique paving detail.
The gardens of Chateau de Malle fall solidly into the middle of mediocre: a French interpretation of Italian design, rigidly applying the form of Italian gardens without recognition of the principles guiding it. The garden was renovated in the 80s (1980s, that is), so I suppose that explains the more-style, less-substance mentality at work. It’s all there—strong cross-axes defining the layout, elaborately intertwining boxwood parterres, varying levels of lawn divided by stairs, marble statuary standing sentinel, four quadrants of differently themed plants, the transitional bosque between the formal and informal areas, even an imported grotto.
But the question of “Why?” overwhelms any sense of cohesion and eliminates all sense of appropriateness. The answer is only “Because it’s an Italian garden.” Indeed it is, but this France. (I should disclose that Chateau de Malle received a prestigious French award for this renovation, which clearly outweighs an opinionated American landscape architect’s harsh critique 30 years later.) Other than the central axis through the house, the others have no purposeful termination. The changes in grade are imposed upon the site, seemingly solely to have a place to locate imported marble stairs. Other than being orthogonal to it, the relationship of the garden to the architecture is non-existent, particularly in the organization of the interior rooms to the exterior spaces.
Then in the midst of the mish-mash, what could I find to give my two-hour drive value? Nothing. No, not the absence of something special but the presence of nothing except green plants, blue sky and me. I was alone in the garden, from the beginning until the end of my visit. Any photograph I desired with no sneaker-clad foot in the corner or cluster of tourists blocking a vista of the vineyards beyond. I walked and looked and sat and thought, never once interrupted and thoroughly gratified. The pleasure of no one, and the joy of this determined fern.